I wish every day started with a “previously on” so that I’d know which of my life’s plot points were going to be important that day
I think I’ll just record ”Previously on your life: you didn’t leave the house, avoided responsibility like the plague, cried over fictional characters and ate everything in the fridge" and just play the audio everyday when I wake up
I love that one of OUAT’s main promotion points for the upcoming season is
A CHARACTER’S FUCKING OUTFIT CHANGE.
"Yeah blah blah blah other character’s arcs and stuff. But I hear Hook’s getting a new outfit! Tell us more!"
I mean, it’s like he’s a huge focus of the show or something…
- murderer stabbing me: it's KNIFE to meet you!
- me: haha dude you're killing me